You heard that right. I’ve struck a pose in the Twitterverse. Twitterville. Twiiterland. Land of Tweets. Oh, I guess we could just say Twitter. Yep, I finally took the plunge.
I owe my thanks to Jon of Jumping from Cliffs and his lovely post, How to Win at Twitter in 7 Easy Steps. Only 7 steps? AND I can win? Yes! I couldn’t pass this up. Jon has all sorts of good advice. You really should follow his blog if you don’t already.
Now, I am properly feathered. Now I know, for example, that I should NOT be spammy. That’s perfect. Hate that stuff. And to tweet, retweet and such.
Also, the importance of the bio cannot be overstated. I thought up the following bios for myself:
I suck at this. Won’t you please help me?
That might give the wrong impression. No? Well how about this, because less is more on Twitter:
She’s lost. Help her?
Seriously, I did come up with something else, which I’ll probably change tomorrow, regardless of the notion, according to some in the know, that no one cares. Okay, that would be my husband who said this. I suppose after thousands of followers, maybe.
Still working on the “sprucing up” part. You’re my friends, so I know you won’t hold this against me, right? I included the blue flamingo in my banner because “Blue Flamingo” used to be my nickname when I danced in this dance theater group. This is how is came about:
Dancer: Amy, you will be a flamingo.
Me: Okay, but I don’t want to be pink.
Dancer: Then you will be blue.
There you have it! It worked for me, because I like blue. I was the Blue Flamingo for a bit. There was also a Giraffe.
I’ll admit that I’m slow to adopt the social media since I’ve never considered myself to be a Me Me person. I’m not saying you are. It’s just that whenever I think about social media, generally, it’s all about Me and Look at me. I said, LOOK at me. LOOK at ME, ME. Meeeee. Are you still looking at me, because I don’t feel that you are? How can I say this any other way. LOOK AT ME!! LOOK LOOK!! I’m not trying to exaggerate.
And now with DeepFace, oh help us all. A missing airplane and now this.
Actually, Twitter looks to be a fun, informative place, and as the ever so gracious Guapo revealed, “a wicked (fun) timesuck! And then I responded, and he favorited my tweet. I got very excited about that!
Oh, and Tipsy Lit favorited my comment, even welcomed me. They are a class act.
And on Day two, thanks to Carrie for the warm welcome.
Now I can follow Stephen King and Neil Gaiman. I always wanted to do that.
And you. I want to follow you! I have followed some of my friends here in a very random, haphazard manner. So, if you reach out to me, I promise I’ll be following you back.
Meet you at the pond!
My inquiring mind wants to know: Do you have any Twitter tips for me? Do you have recommendations on who to follow? Any celebrities you enjoy? Is Twitter a big timesuck? What isn’t a big timesuck these days? I need answers.