Guys, It’s Your Turn to Talk

************************************* I want to dedicate this post to Tracy Fulks. It happens to be Tracy's birthday today. Happy Birthday, Tracy!!! I wanted to write about penis size on your birthday. I want to make you proud. Tracy, I love you. You're beautiful, inside and out. I hope you like this post in your honor. Be … Continue reading Guys, It’s Your Turn to Talk

Olympics, I’ve Gone Color-Blind

I've tolerated the pink wash of the gymnastics arena. I'll admit in the heat of the women's competition the other night, I was revved up by all the pink. I could barely make out the gymnasts in their red, or was it pink, leotards. That's okay, too. I'm good at squinting. But when they were … Continue reading Olympics, I’ve Gone Color-Blind

Olympics: Pink is Your Color

Pink, pink. What's wrong with pink? Sounds like you got a pink kink in your think. - The Great American Jackalope in Boundin, a Pixar Short This quote came to mind while watching the Olympics today. While pink is the predominant color, purple and orange also serve as highlights. I understand the organizers have planted orange, … Continue reading Olympics: Pink is Your Color

Olympic Fever, Pacific Standard Time

I have Olympic fever. I get it every time. I guess I'm not watching any news for the next two weeks. I don't want any results ahead of time, so I'm not talking to anyone about the Olympics. I don't want any spoilers. It's the only way. With an eight-hour time difference between London and … Continue reading Olympic Fever, Pacific Standard Time