Why I Know the Universe is F*cking With Me

Ms. Universe is getting her kicks in, at my expense I might mention. Yeah, she's frolicking around, having a grand time. But I know she's fucking with me, and you know what? I'm shrugging it off. Next week, I may even laugh at all the stunts she's pulled. Does she really think I'm not paying … Continue reading Why I Know the Universe is F*cking With Me

I want to know why

Dear readers, I am seeking answers. I need your help. I want to know why when I take medicine with a measurement cup all the lines on the cup are faint and fuzzy. I mean the lines are practically invisible. If you're the one who is sick and having to pour your own medicine, this … Continue reading I want to know why

Late Night Thoughts on Planetary Alignments

Photo credit: Charles Marcello Let's not forget the a-pocky-clips is near, highlighted by the above photo where the planets of Mercury, Venus, and Saturn line up over the pyramids of Giza on December 3, 2012. This photo went viral months ago, of course, and is old news. Scientists have dissected it by now, revealing that … Continue reading Late Night Thoughts on Planetary Alignments